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Joke of the Day

"Oh OK thanks for the tip, I was actually planning on letting the bed bugs bite but good call"

"What did Dorothy do to the mean Asian Munchkin? She swallowed the yellow prick's load."

"If you were a prisoner going down the stair You couldnt be more condescending."

"Why did everyone hate the window? He was a pane in the glass! Credit: 12 year old me"

"Don't forget to get married because a non-existent supreme being wants you to go against your primal nature."

"Son: Dad can I go to a 50 Cent concert? Dad: Here's $1, take your sister too Son: Dad can I go to a 50 Cent concert? Dad: Here's $1, take your sister too :D"

"I knew early on my marriage was doomed. I'm a Virgo and she's a bitch..."

"Be nice to Canadians, American tweeters. We're going to need somewhere to go after this next election"

"I'm a optimist ...at least I think so"

"What is the gender of Iron Man? Fe Male"