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Joke of the Day

"Son: Dad can I go to a 50 Cent concert? Dad: Here's $1, take your sister too Son: Dad can I go to a 50 Cent concert? Dad: Here's $1, take your sister too :D"

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"gleda Fata kuvarsku emisiju na TV... XD"
"A thief broke into my house, looking for money I got up and did the same thing."
"Teacher: welcome to health class Me: my friend said you can get a girl pregnant by kissing her? Teacher: sir please just mop the floor"
"I'm sure it's just a coincidence that pop music has gotten shittier since we started picking our artists on game shows."
"My dad's visiting soon, which means I need to practice apologizing to waiters with my eyes."
"What do you call an Irishman who bounces off things? Rick O'Shea"
"I had to fire my receptionist today. There was just no connection."
"What's it like to have sex with a retard? SLOW and SPECIAL"
"I was out of town and I asked for directions, but the guy just mooned me. I thought he was a bit cheeky."
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