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Joke of the Day
"If I was a coach, time outs would be awkward silences ending with, ""So, any good YouTube stuff?"""
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"I've decided to name my penis Napoleon... ...because there's a big misconception that it's short, but it's actually average sized"
"""I say, this bloody coffee tastes like mud!...."" "" It should sir, it was ground this morning."""
"Life is like a dozen roses... it's full of pricks!"
"Why do tampons have strings? So vampires don't burn their fingers while making tea."
"People who mispronounce Grand Prix... ...are just grand pricks."
"You know what they say If the water slide is broken, the log ride's still open!"
"How do you throw a party in space? Planet. I'll show myself out."
"Donald Trump was down in Rio at the Olympics. He wanted to see how high the Mexican pole vault team was getting."
"The ultimate comfort food: a blanket made out of grilled cheese sandwiches."