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Joke of the Day

"TIL If coral get too stressed, they die. Their primary source of stress? Current events"

"What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels? A boat-ique. ...I'll get my coat."

"What's blue and fucks old people? Me in my lucky blue coat."

"What is a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons: 1. Illegal Downloading"

"Maybe the baby wasn't on board. Maybe the baby was against the whole thing."

" Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket."

"How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible? He hasn't been promoted since 1963..."

"I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car But they're having trouble installing windows"

"Why do black guys always have red eyes after sex? Mace."

"What's Forest Gumps password? 1Forest1"