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Joke of the Day

"TIL If coral get too stressed, they die. Their primary source of stress? Current events"

"If you only see one movie this summer, maybe see more movies, they're great!"

"A local convent, which had no security system, suffered a kidnapping. No fence, nun taken."

"[In elevator] Penguin: what floor do you want? Man: 5th please. *penguin accidentally slaps all the buttons with his fin*"

"It's hard to find true love these days. Even Charles Manson's fiance wanted him for his body."

"Why did Johnny drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck!"

"What do you call a stallion that's had its balls chopped off? A eunuch-orn"

"What is the difference between Spain and edge of table Cup stays longer on edge of table"

"Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me. Too wise you are too wise you be I see you are too wise for me."

"What's in common between Batman and a black guy? They can't go into a store without Robin"