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Joke of the Day
"If I held two sandwiches, one in each hand, would anybody consider that a balanced diet?"
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"What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones"
"How does Michael J Fox take his martinis? Shaken. Not stirred"
"So many things have made me laugh today but not one of them was funny."
"A guy walked into a bar... And said, ""Ouch!"" Sorry. It had to be done."
"Everyone wants to see fifty shades of grey Being colorblind fucking sucks!"
"I used to think it was no big deal that my gums bled whenever I flossed, but I talked to my dentist about it and she said that it can actually be a bad sign. So now I never floss."
"In general, girls don't like to be described as ""beefy"". Even if you love beef."
"Why do women love chocolate? Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing."
"John: Hey Jude... Paul: Don't make it bad George: Take a sad song... Ringo: So weird how coffee is yummy hot or cold but gross in-between"