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Joke of the Day
"I don't drink about you anymore."
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"Knock Knock Who's there? An interrupting black woman. An interrupting black- MMMMMMMHMMMMMMM"
"What's worse than an overthinker .... Sorry I didn't think this part through..."
"I was going to make a illegal immigrant joke But I wouldn't want to cross that border"
"A little kid came up to me and said... ""I have two mommies."" ""Really?"", I said. ""Your parents are lesbians?"" ""No, my mom's just a schizophrenic."""
"How to stop, drop and roll if you are drunk. If you're drunk, it's not called the stop, drop and roll. It's called the stop, drop and stop rolling around so your drunk friend can piss on you."
"Common sense: Walk away. Me: No."
"A new study shows that young adults suffering from insomnia are at higher risk of a stroke. So, that information should help you finally get some sleep."
"How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers? You weed out the rest"
"I changed my iPhone's name to Titanic. It's syncing now."