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Joke of the Day
"Why are cows so famous? Because they're out-standing in their field."
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"- Do you want to have sex? - Don't you think you're going a little too fast? - Do......you......want......to......have......sex?"
"""How long have you been chopping wood for?"" ""I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"""
"That Old Man An Old man knocked on my door and asked for the donation towards the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water."
"I poured spot remover on my dog Now he's gone"
"Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their pecker's on their face!"
"Two yrs ago I weighed 296lbs. Today I weigh 293lbs. Hard work makes dreams come true, folks."
"People get so offended if you call certain people fat. You have to say jolly."
"What did the pig say to the drunk man? Licence and registration please."
"I like the show on fox news where there are 4 conservative idiots yelling at one liberal idiot."