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Joke of the Day

"Sure, white people can't say the ""N word"" but. atleast we can say phrases like, ""Thanks for the warning, Officer"" and, ""Hey, Dad."""

"What Does Pink Floyd and Princess Diana Have in Common? Their biggest hit was the wall."

"What is a gay boxer's favorite drink? Fruity punch"

"Where do Floridians wash their clothes? In Fort Launderdale."

"What does a black man and a park bench have in common Neither one can support a family of five."

"As I'm walking in to work this morning my boss told me to ""Have a good day"" Who am i to argue? Thanked him and came straight back home"

"Don't just be one of those people who stares at their phone or computer twelve hours a day. It's important to also watch some TV."

"If the hackers that stole all those Yahoo passwords could tell me what mine is I'd appreciate it. I've been locked out for about 4 years now"

"Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing? Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round."

"My dad, contemplating Brexit and the board game Risk, ""Well, Europe has always been hard to hold."""