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Joke of the Day

"Went to the doctor the other day, he told me I had to stop lap-dancing. I asked him why and he said, ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""

"Asians offer Whites the secret to telling them apart. Whites accept but deliver message to the wrong Asian."

"Spandex is sausage casing for humans."

"Damn girl are you a smoke detector? Because you're super annoying and won't shut up"

"Spider-Man's a great addition to The Avengers, if they're looking for a superhero who is best at watching people they love die."

"Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't? Aardvarks don't have trunks!"

"Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia? Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: http://www.neatorama.com/2014/04/07/When-Animals-Argue/)"

"First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like? Second Caribou: Owlgebra."

"Why was Jack scared? Because Jack was bean stalked"

"Did you hear the rumor about the new save system for the ff7 remake? Cloud Saves"