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"what does Voldemort call his prostitutes Whorecruxes"
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"A security camera caught a couple having sex in an elevator. .... They got off on the eighth floor.... then they straightened their clothing and exited the elevator on the 14th floor."
"I'm no longer interested in self-discovery; I'm more interested in self-medication."
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