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Joke of the Day

"The inventor of inappropriate innuendo jokes died suddenly yesterday. His wife is taking it really hard."

"What do you call a dead Australian Wrestler? Stone Cold Steve Irwin"

"What do you ask when an Indian comes up in a conversation? ""Dot or no dot"""

"- Let's get wasted! - No, I have a good job now, a great woman I love, and it's time to grow up. - ???? - Just kidding, few min lol"

"Anytime a person with a journalism degree writes a story about a celebrity getting bangs, Walter Cronkite punches an angel."

"""Why do white people like cheese so much?"" Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post."

"I fucked a bitch at work today and guess what happened? Pet store fired me"

"What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ? An alarm cluck !"

"50-cent's birthday was last week, so I made him a sweater... ...When i gave it to him he said, ""Gee. You Knit?"""

"You know how light travels faster than sound? That's why some people seem bright until they start speaking."