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Joke of the Day

"""I'm constantly quoting myself. Like right now, for instance."" I just said that."

"What's the difference between my dick and my wifes vibrater? The vibrater can actually make her orgasm. (Sorry for spelling.)"

"What do you call Raggedy Ann, in a puddle of mud, with a stone in her mouth? A dirty cotton rock sucker."

"My girlfriend messed up baking a tart She was to re-tart it"

"Did you hear about the reverse exorcism? The devil was trying to get the priest out of the little boy!"

"I asked a North Korean how was life in his country... He said he couldn't complain."

"Why did the Muslim cross the road? To get to the bigger crowd"

"Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing zone in a swimming pool."

"What do you say when only the egg remains? It's all ovum now"

"Why did the Weimar Republic ban balloons? Because of the Hyperinflation."