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Joke of the Day

"""I'm constantly quoting myself. Like right now, for instance."" I just said that."

"Why can't midgets run? The grass tickles their balls."

"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The ceremony was okay, but the reception was great!"

"*throws up gang signs* ""Ew gross, I don't remember eating that."""

"IF POT GETS LEGALIZED WHAT'S TO STOP SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO SMOKE A HORSE"

"Ambulance is spelled backwards on the front so when you look in your rearview mirror you don't confuse it with the other giant siren cubes."

"Two termites walk into a bar... ""Excuse me sir, is the bar tender here?"""

"You know why you shouldn't eat spaghetti late at night? Because it'll keep you up Pasta you bedtime."

"What is Rickon Stark's favorite band? One Direction"

"Wow dude asks ""What brings you here?"" $14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata"