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Joke of the Day
"(Outside at dusk) Wife: Lovely evening. Me (Covered in mosquitos): Glorious."
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"Have single guys scared of the ""Friend Zone"" even heard of long-term relationships or marriage?"
"Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly? He was pleased to be back on terror-firma."
"The only way I'll leave my phone in a cab is if I leave my arm in a cab."
"Where do Squarells live? In Geometrees. I am not embarrassed to say I made this up two weeks ago while teaching quadrilaterals. The groan from my students could be heard for miles."
"Skunks are just mean cats with asshole powers. Get it?"
"Very Punny! Eric is just Derek without a D"
"What the quickest way to a mans heart? Though his chest with a knife"
"How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground? They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips."
"Quit bragging yo. Jesus drove a Honda back in Bible days and said nothing of it. ""For I speak not of my own accord"" John 12:49 a."