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Joke of the Day
"If they can make crunchy peanut butter, surely they can make crunchy butter."
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"What is the difference between my dick and my life? Life is harder."
"If I had a penny... ...for every time people screwed up their punchline. I'd be one penny richer now."
"A waiter took my plate before I was done and I watched him carry it away like it was my sibling who was just chosen for the hunger games"
"What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street? Five after one."
"Suicide Squad spoiler: Jared Leto's Joker is so twisted he puts big spoons in the drawer slots where the little spoons go."
"I just poured myself some iced tea. I could have sworn I heard one of the beers in my fridge whisper ""What the F*ck!?"""
"Having sex is like multiplying numbers together If they're under 13, just do them in your head."
"toddlers and tiaras more like PROSTITODDLERS AYYYYYY"
"""Omelet you finish,"" -Kanyegg West"