2039
Joke of the Day
"Every horse you've ever seen has two people inside them. Horses aren't real. Commitment is."
Next Joke
"911: what's your emerg- ME: I'VE BEEN SHOT 911: ...why would you interrupt me like that?"
"If the first piece of advice from any life coach isn't ""avoid bears"" you're being scammed."
"[toddler saves Michael Cera from drowning]"
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better."
"I just got told by my dentist that he is homosexual. Bloody Tooth Fairy!"
"All the toilets in New York's police stations have mysteriously vanished. Now the police have nothing to go on."
"You ever hear the one about the super-competitive guy who joined a circlejerk? He came in first *and* third. (Ngaio Bealum)"
"What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters? Jesus may actually return some day."
"What do you call a stillborn grizzly cub? Unbearable"