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Joke of the Day
"How do you organize a party in outer space? You planet."
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"Whats a Porn Stars Favorite Drink? 7up in cider."
"There is a fine line between ""important to me"" and ""dead to me."" Don't walk it."
"Breaking News: Video has been arrested today & charged with the 1st degree murder of Radio Star."
"Wife walked in on me... Fucking our daughter. I don't know what she was more shocked about me fucking my daughter or the hospital allowing me to being home a still born"
"Meant to say, ""Let me check my calendar and get back to you."" What came out: ""I'm available anytime"""
"I had phone sex with my boyfriend over a walkie-talkie. I could hear him coming from a mile away."
"You know what they say about cliffhangers ..."
"Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children."
"""sir do u know why i pulled u over"" *shrugs* ""License- *hands cop box of crayons* ""sir plea- *hands cop coloring book* *cop starts coloring*"