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Joke of the Day

"What they're actually saying is ""I can't even [finish this sentence due to the complexities of being a white girl on the existential level]"""

"I was masturbating, looked up and saw my mom standing there. I was really freaked out. Because she died 6 years ago."

"The Strongman by Everhard Muscles"

"How was the red sea made? Over a very long period."

"My favorite quote. ""Deep down, every human being just wants to be remembered."" *anonymous*"

"""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Grandpa"" ""Wait, STOP THE FUNERAL!"""

"Ive been eating eggs thinking they came from a egg plant. Im going to be sick, now that I know where they really come from."

"cop: why'd you kill him? me: I was trying to count something and he kept shouting random numbers cop: ugh hate that you're free to go"

"For my cake day, I have a short joke My penis."

"So this hot girl checked me out today... The total was $7.83"