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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside."

"Why does Mrs Pepper walk funny Cause Dr Pepper comes in a can."

"If I could, I'd wear plaid every day. But I feel as though doing that would cross several lines."

"My boss told me to dress for the job I want; not the job I have. I'm now in a disciplinary meeting for wearing my Batman costume to work."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic satanist? He sold his soul to Santa"

"Did you hear about the man with five dicks? His pants fit like a glove. I'm so sorry. So sorry."

"A fine piece of art is like a fine piece of ass, I don't understand either one but I want to take both home and mount them against the wall."

"If you ever see a creepy clown... Go for the juggler"

"I fundamentally understand pacman because I too live my life sprinting after food"

"Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks? Because their heads are so close to their bodies!"