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Joke of the Day

"Welcome to twitter, the support group for people who like people who don't like people."

"What do the twin towers and gender have in common? The Bush"

"Did you hear about the mutant that had a sex change? She's an Ex-Man"

"I always try to tell myself that I don't actually hate people as much as I say I do...and then I go to the mall."

"Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? A: Anything you want. He can't hear you."

"I have to start going to friends' funerals. Otherwise, they won't come to mine."

"I was going to post a joke on reddot But then I git high"

"All is fair in drunk and war."

"What's similar between Gump and Trump? They are both mentally challenged and ""just felt like runnin'"""

"What's worse than lime? Sublime."