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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert? He had no body to go with."
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"My Favorite Anti Why was the Black Jew mad? He had to sit at the back of the gas chamber."
"It is by Caffeine Alone I Set My Mind in Motion... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yorfOiQvkew"
"In the interest of improving the workplace, my company has put up signs that say: CAUTION. OPEN DOORS SLOWLY. My best time so far is 7 min."
"Why did the farmer use a steam roller? He wanted to grow mashed potatoes."
"A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff. Baa-dum-tssss."
"Jeffrey Dahmer was HOT. He had the body of a much younger man."
"Fewer US schools are selling candy, soda and chips to students After all, that stuff is horrible for pregnancies!"
"The reality is that if you have a job that requires a name tag, I'll never give a fuck what your name is."
"Fecophilia Man, fuck that shit."