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Joke of the Day
"A man from out of town walks into a bar... ...the locals know to duck."
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"Where is the best place to buy authentic shrunken heads? Brazil"
"Your face is kinda similar to a planet... ''Oh yeah, Which one?'' ''Uranus''"
"A soviet soldier asks a man his opinion of the party. The man nervously replies ""the same as yours comrade"" The soldier then arrests him for sedition."
"Do not open is the most annoying clickbait title."
"I have a step ladder I never met my real ladder."
"Was driving today and I saw some chick texting and driving... Pissed me off so much I threw my beer at her."
"Today is World Alzheimer's Day! Just in case you forgot."
"What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball? Three on three."
"My wife got mad at me for starting another British TV series... I said, ""don't worry, it'll be over soon."""