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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a redditor in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile"

"what has Trump and Brexit got in common no plan"

"Yesterday I saw a girl driving next to me while texting on her phone... I was so disgusted by her irresponsible driving that I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her."

"Why did the stick-figure man's arm keep hitting him in the face? Because it was the punch line."

"A friend told me he was karyophil And i was like ""Are you fucking nuts?"""

"wife: can you stop messing around lawyer: im not wife: just read my husband's will please lawyer: that's what it says.. ""oOoOoh im a ghost"""

"I was going to be a baker But I couldn't raise enough dough."

"Did you hear about how the Police were called to a daycare yesterday? a three-year-old was resisting a rest"

"What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspeare!"

"Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion! "