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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the pig pay his bill? He was a little shoat."
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"A man reported that his chickens had been stolen off his property Police suspect fowl play."
"Q: What do the Amish call a jar full of honeybees? A: A vibrator."
"Hear the one about the miscarriage? I overheard it yesterday. The joke was funny but the delivery was all wrong"
"Happy bring your plane to work day everyone! Hope you have guys have a blast!"
"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunji cord? My ass. LAWL"
"16,875,547,322 traffic-related bug deaths so far this year"
"Atheism is non-prophet organization."
"TIL Socrates' last words. ""I drank WHAT?!"""
"I find it in poor taste that the 1am drive-thru attendant asks ""How are you?"" Not good, Maria. Clearly."