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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the pig pay his bill? He was a little shoat."
Next Joke
"My friend is showing me her new vegan handbag. I know vegans can be annoying, but should we really be making accessories out of them?"
"What do you do with a dead chemist? You Barium."
"Mr. Belichick how do you feel about these accusations against your organization? Deflated."
"A new study suggests that a future study will completely contradict this study."
"Took nephew out for lunch. The waitress asked what he'd like. After a stunned silence, I explained 'quiche' was not pronounced 'quickie'."
"If I could be in 2 places at once, I'd mainly use it so I didn't have to leave my bed during the night to go for a wee"
"Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ? Cats can't drive !"
"My girlfriend kept putting off sex until tomorrow... ...but tomorrow never cums"
"What's an owl's favourite pin code? 2820!!!!!!!!"