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Joke of the Day
"Is divorce spelled with one bottle of champagne or two?"
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"A Vegan, a crossfitter and a Game of thrones fan walk into a bar, 5 minutes later everybody knew about it."
"No matter how tired one is, put a computer in front of them and they can stay awake."
"Only 2 phrases can change a woman's mood: ""I Love You"" and ""50% Off""."
"(My 3 favorite things are) My 3 favorite things are chicken pot pie. Doesn't even have to be in that order."
"I know karate and tons of other words."
"HELLO? HELP! I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED & DROPPED IN A NON-ENGLISH-SPEAKING COUNTRY & I DON'T KNOW- wait. Nm. Fell asleep at Szechuan Palace again."
"Why did Beethoven love playing low notes. Higher notes weren't worth the the treble."
"I think my niece has a burgeoning slip 'n slide addiction Once you go down one, it's just a slippery slope."
"Life is like box of chocolates ... it doesn't last long for the fat people."