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Joke of the Day
"Is divorce spelled with one bottle of champagne or two?"
Next Joke
"Parents are worried about two things these days 1. What their sons download 2. What their daughters upload"
"Octopus - 8 arms ""Yes"" Octagon - 8 sides ""Yes"" Octuplets - 8 babies ""Yes"" October - 8th month ""No"" I'm burning this world down"
"I want to be so talented and attractive that people are blown away that I'm nice."
"Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ? They can lighten your load !"
"Poker? I barely know her!"
"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the ""P"" is silent"
"Wanna live a long life? Get married. I guarantee you'll change your mind real quick."
"How many gears does a French Tank have? 5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades."
"Take something someone says, then perceive it in every terrible way imaginable POOF you're a woman."