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Joke of the Day

"Al-gebra is a mysterious organization. There are lots of unknowns..."

"Teen Joke Teacher:"" What comes after 69?"" Student:"" Mouthwash."" Teacher:""Get out."""

"what do you call an effeminate dwarf? A metro-gnome...."

"I love the word ""Allegedly"". You can make up anything about anyone without any reprisal... allegedly."

"Pretty ironic how there's an active ingredient in marijuana."

"""Can't touch this."" ""Can't touch this."" ""Can't touch this."" --MC Hammer giving a Museum tour"

"Tower: Hawk 20 is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago ? Pilot: Negativ Sir. It's only the same pilot."

"Her: Do I look fat? Him: Do I look stupid?..."

"What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same. Thought I would join the circlejerk."

"Dear 6-year-old me: As an adult you won't need to know cursive but you will need an ability to type with your thumbs. The future is weird."