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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee Overpriced and bitter"
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"Why do Jewish men watch porno's backwards? That way they can see the hooker give the money back."
"What is the Blood Alcohol Concentration that makes most people avoid main roads? Backstreets BAC"
"I think I'll go to church this morning. I need to repent all my sins & pray for the neighbors wife to covet me."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 didn't have a removable battery and blew up in everybody's pocket"
"'You look fat' is both an ice-breaker and a bone-breaker"
"How do you make someone holy? You beat the hell out of them"
"""I brought whipped butter instead of cream cheese for our bagels."" -terrorists"
"What's faster than the speed of light? A female untagging herself from an unflattering photo."
"Anything related to Halloween doesn't scare me. What scares me is when I flush someone else's toilet and the water keeps rising."