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Joke of the Day

"I heard dhiarrea is hereditary It runs in your jeans."

"What do you call a woman with no clitoris ? What ever you want. She isn't going to come."

"[Giraffe Weatherman] ""Yes Bob, we have a major blizzard happening up here but *giraffe lowers head* on the ground we're still looking good."""

"Which is better Pirate Bay or Pirate Bae? Pirate Bae, because it never goes down."

"What's big, green and cries in the corner? The Incredible Sulk"

"Using only a paperclip, taffy, and rubber band, MacGuyver left another shitty tip."

"Why did the miner feel so low? He was in a deep depression."

"Reddit, Facebook and Twitter should merge into one company called Bridge. To bring more awareness to Bridge Trolls"

"How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist? Ask them what 'unsigned' means."

"I tried to buy some purfume from a vending machine, But it was out of odour"