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Joke of the Day

"What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic? [Answer](/s ""Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog"")"

"Gaining Weight? ...It's a piece of cake!"

"Tear gas is the saddest gas."

"What's a priest on an egg called? A brother"

"You know what West Virginians say about dating, don't you? The closer the kin, the better the skin."

"Sorry I romantically ran a seagull feather across your lips."

"How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill? They smoke them out."

"A child in the coffee shop cried and cried until she was given a cake pop, and as I walked past, I whispered, ""Your technique is flawless."""

"What's the difference between Trump and Satan? Satan will at least let anyone into hell."

"What fish tastes great with peanut butter? Jellyfish"