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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Every time she gets to 69, she has a frog in her throat."

"Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool? Shear laziness."

"Last night last night a girl kept pounding on my hotel room door.....finally i had to let her out..."

"Dropped my Ant Farm and now the rug is like the first 30-minutes of Saving Private Ryan."

"What are OJ Simpsons' favorite keys on a keyboard? / \ Esc"

"A guy calls his local butchery... - Do you have chicken paws? - Yes - Do you have chicken wings? - Yes, I do - Do you have pig's head? - Sure - You must look really funny then"

"Before firemen rescue cats from trees they always take a photo and that's where 'hang in there, baby!' posters come from."

"Back before Walmart, you used to have to buy a ticket to see a bearded woman."

"What sock do you put on last? The one that's left."

"Santa Claus came early! Mrs. Claus wasn't too happy."