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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Every time she gets to 69, she has a frog in her throat."
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"I bet a lot of Seattle fans' wives had to order pizzas last night"
"Some dude just ran into Starbucks, grabbed coconut water yelling ""white people milk"" and left. Went outside, coconut water all over street"
"I give myself an excuse for watching porn. By pretending I'm watching ""How it's made: Babies"" on youtube."
"Trojan should be sponsoring Teen Mom. That show is the best advertisement for why you should always wear condoms."
"The masochist and the sadist. What did the masochist say to the sadist? ""Hit me."" What did the sadist say to the masochist? ""No."""
"How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Poker face."
"Stick around after sticking around after the Thor 2 credits. Very realistic 3D of a theater manager telling you to leave."
"I like my coffee how I like my women Thrown into a burlap sack and transported illegally across Central America"
"what's for dinner? ME: indian we had indian last night ME: i know, but i forgot to do the 'i see a little sillhouetto of a naan' joke so"