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Joke of the Day
"How is the world like a bag of jellybeans? Nobody likes the black ones."
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"911: what's your emergency? me: I taught my Dad how to text 911: the problem ma'am? me: he CALLS to say ""yeah, got ur text"""
"What do you do you with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino."
"4 gay guys walk into a bar... They find that there is only one barstool, the ponder for a second, until one says, ""why don't we just flip it over?"" (Sorry if its a repost)"
"What do you call a Muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients? Asif Eyecare"
"I went as a congressional bill for Halloween.... I stayed in the House and didn't do anything."
"ovens are insane ""oh thats just my box of invisible fire i heat dead things in"""
"How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him."
"What do you call a snobbish criminal going downstairs? A condescending con descending."
"I thought I might try my hand at telling a German sausage joke I mean, what's the wurst that could happen?"