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Joke of the Day

"I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I only had to do it like 3 times a week. This every day thing is overkill."

"What do homosexuals and appliances have in common? They both turn on when plugged. And a difference? An appliance doesn't work when the plug is wet."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill So Jack can bang Jill's fanny. Jack came down with quite a frown Because Jill's a fucking tranny."

"The patient was about to die ""Well,"" said the doctor, ""He can wait."""

"If you were to second guess your decision to book some time to visit an Indian community... that would be a ""reservation reservation reservation"" ~ Brian Regan"

"What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge? A paradox."

"I bet when they discovered the radish everyone was like ""Let's name it Rad!"" and one guy was all ""Let's dial that back a bit."""

"I always thought District of Columbia was a weird name Until I realized it probably has the highest rates of coffee and caffeine usage anywhere in the US"

"Why do people dislike going to the dentist? Because he is boring."

"did you hear about the cannibal in school? it was a struggle, but eventually he passed the class."