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Joke of the Day

"Shouldn't russia have the mos dairy? Cause you know, They have the moscow? Sorry for the cheesy joke :/"

"You know whats scarier than a bee chasing you because i dont"

"Did you hear that David Copperfield has aids now? Yea, he was doing Magic."

"I'm devastated. My pet rat Elvis just died. He was caught in a trap"

"Why can't T-Rex's high five? Because they're all dead."

"I found a place where the recycling rate is 98% /r/Jokes"

"My grandma got a hip replacement My new grandma is a 24 year old barista and an aspiring artist."

"My doctor said I shouldn't binge drink, so now I just drink all the time."

"Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents? Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano?"

"If I bought a balloon for $0.99 ... How much should I sell it for when I adjust for inflation?"