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Joke of the Day

"Me: ""Stay back! I'm an expert when it comes to karate!"" *mugger approaches* Me: ""Karate is a martial art developed on the Ryukyu Islands."""

"RIP evaporated water.... ...You will be mist"

"I saw that new movie about N.W.A I rate it Straight/Compton"

"Congratulations on being the kind of person who corrects the grammar of others, unsolicited. You're the Microsoft Word Paperclip."

"why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the ooooootheeeeer siiiiiiiiiiiidddeeee!!!"

"God promised men that good obedient wives would be found in all 4 corners of the world, then he made the world round. What a funny guy"

"Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? For Drizzle."

"What's the difference between a gynecologist and a pedophile music teacher? The teacher fucks his singers, the gyno sucks his fingers."

"Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin? He wasn't hot enough."

"Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast? Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun."