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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the adult entertainment business for religious visionaries? It was really successful - the prophets just kept on coming"

"(accidentally invented when heard words out of context) What kind of food did Hitler eat? Notseafood"

"What do you call martial arts for cows? Mooey Thai."

"Knock knock. Who's there? BRAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (it's a whale joke!)"

"Father's day is coming up in the UK... ...I better go find one"

"What did the programmer say to the architect chick? Wanna come back to my homepage and check out my floor plan?"

"ATTENTION EVERYONE IN THE WORLD: I can tell you exactly where you got your shoes! No foolin' On your feet. duh"

"The worst part about eating at Outback is when I don't finish my steak and they hang my picture on the 'Wall of Faggots'."

"A snake walks into a bar ""How did you do that?"""

"My dad said I'm likeable. I think of myself more as a lion but whatever."