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Joke of the Day

"It's already the second week of January and I'm still writing 1983 on my checks."

"Why did the plane crash because the pilots we're muffins"

"I hate buying from cannibals it always costs an arm and a leg."

"Did you guys hear about the mob of comedians? It was a riot."

"Bought myself some of that ""oasis soup"" You get a roll with it"

"What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet."

"Typing Mistake One million copies of a new book sold In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title. ""An idea,that can change ur wife'' While real word was (life)."

"I knew the guy who invented the clothes iron. Unfortunately, he died from being ironed on the face. I still remember the iron-y smell of his blood."

"When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head."

"What time should you book dental appointments for? 2:30 (Tooth hurty!)"