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Joke of the Day
"Saw Harry Potter. *SPOILER ALERT* ZERO tits."
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"Mudering people is a lot like smoking cigarettes I can stop any time I want."
"Why don't cannibals eat divorced women? They're too bitter."
"There is a chair The chair walk, with shoes! La-la-la-la-la! It walk on the street. The chair is walking."
"i have a question for ron gaul why was my wife screaming your name last night?"
"Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars? putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to"
"I'll have an Italian BMT on Cheddar bread with everything but lettuce. A squirt of mayo and yellow mustard too please. Oops. Wrong sub."
"What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia? Games."
"What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom? Time to go to sweep."
"What did the train say on the way to Auschwitz? Jew-Jew"