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Joke of the Day

"Why do mice have such small balls? Because so few of them know how to dance."

"I painted my laptop black so it would run faster... ...but now it doesn't work."

"Needed some help with romance, so I took the book ""How to Hug"" out of the library. Turns out it was volume 6 of an old encyclopedia."

"My misery loves vodka, and hates company."

"Why is it called the Middle East when it is in Western Asia?"

"I'm hosting a benefit for people who struggle, to reach orgasm. Let me know if you can't come"

"What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."

"I once had a friend who really wanted to get run over by a steam train When he did he was chuffed to bits"

"Chuck Norris was once on Jeopardy. This show is notable in that it was the first occasion in Jeopardy history that Alex Trebek had appeared without a mustache. And a head."

"What's your favorite song?-Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store."