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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Jewish baby in the womb? A bun in the oven."

"I'm writing a theatrical work on puns It's a play on words."

"My tweets may contain typos because English is not my first language--my first language was baby talk, and babies are horrible writers."

"Why does everyone mention that in space no-one can hear you scream instead of mentioning something positive like how no-one can hear u yodel"

"What did the pirate day on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!"

"Cannibal one liner A cannibal passed a priest in the woods."

"When does an astronaut eat his favourite meal? At launch time."

"If you can't enjoy sex when I sing Ladysmith Black Mambazo, we either need to hire 9 black men or have the racism talk."

"Alsation: How come you are always so well behaved when you go on a walk with your master? Chihuahua: It's the leash I can do!"

"I can make a movie with my hand. All it takes is a FLICK of the wrist!"