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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska? An optical Aleutian."
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"What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system? A spider"
"The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30%of their ice cream."
"""just great, I've lost my house my wife is leaving and my kids hate me how can this day get any worse"" -A dinosaur, 66 million years ago"
"I once dated this German golfer chick. She was a pretty cool girl but she wouldn't ever do anal. She lovingly referred to her butthole as her back nein."
"What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea? Nah. I'ma stay."
"What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say? Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)"
"My biggest fear is dying in a car accident that doesn't totally destroy my phone"
"My drug of choice is laughter....and cocaine. Mostly cocaine. Sometimes angel dust. Molly is cool too. RT if you love Jesus."
"Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball? They had No Quarter"