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Joke of the Day
"What vocation can transform anything into a gate? A reporter."
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"What is a statistician's favorite social media site? Histogram"
"How are socks like Boy Scouts? They always come pre-paired."
"ELI5: Why do we blink subconsciously? You aren't now!"
"Why Can't you fool an aborted baby Because it wasn't born yesterday."
"Well son, your mom was the prettiest lady at that entire Gathering of the Juggalos, and I would've traded THREE wallet chains to be with her"
"Police searching for a missing child heard heavy breathing coming from a parked van. But, when they looked, it was just a kid napping."
"If someone on this sub discovers a new type of rock they should name it something funny. Amirite?"
"*I describe my lost cat to the cops* Sketch Artist: *draws my cat* Detective Dog: *adds WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE beneath the picture*"
"Two sperms are talking with each other... ""Hey man, how long till we get the ovaries?"" ""Long way still, we just passed the throat."""