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Joke of the Day

"""Can someone call me a doctor?!"" You're a doctor. ""Please I'm losing my patience!"" You're a terrible doctor."

"What did the fat simpleton say to the psychic cripple? ""Hodor."" Edit: And this is dirty how?"

"Fear not, ugly caterpillar. For one day you will become a beautiful butterfly [emerges from cocoon] AH WTF I'M A MOTH THIS IS BULLSHIT"

"Wow, the guy buried alive with weed in his pocket must be rolling in his grave right now."

"I thought about opening up a cemetery... but it seems like it would be a large undertaking."

"What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor? You stop laughing and shoot him again."

"Wanna hear a joke? The creativity of this sub-reddit."

"There's a school in my town so rough they have to check students for weapons at the gate. If you don't have one they give you one. Certified Dad quality joke. Tried it out on my kids this morning."

"Any time someone says ""have you seen that YouTube video?"" I always say yes......... Because otherwise they make you watch it on their phone"

"Yo daddy jokes? Recently heard a yo mama joke and wondered if there is such a thing as yo daddy jokes. If they do exist, I'd like to read some!"