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Joke of the Day
"I went to the zoo and saw a piece of toast in a cage. The sign said ""Bread in captivity""."
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"If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring? Smallpox."
"Make sure you don't forget the 'R' when you're Googling, ""movies of Gary Oldman."""
"My friends are like ""hey come camping with us this weekend"" & I'm like ""I can't, I have to get new friends"""
"During puberty, how did Cookie Monster's friends describe him? ""Young, dumb and full of crumb"""
"Man this clown thing is really getting out of control there are even 2 clowns running for president ."
"How does someone become a sex expert? They learn the ins and outs"
"What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip? Girl, we used to be so tight until we let some dick come between us."
"What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock? A Nokia"
"Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play? A: To get away from the noise."