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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst part about raping a deaf chick? You have to cut her fingers off so she can't tell anyone!"

"My hobbies include reading books, eating snacks, and sending emails referencing attachments without the attachments."

"Everybody thinks I am a psychopath... but I don't care what they think."

"I'm not gay, but 20 is still 20."

"When did the gay atheist become religious and started praying? When the gunman walked into the club he was in and started shooting and the doors were locked."

"What did one repost say to another? Well the flag is a big plus! &#3232;_&#3232;"

"Here's a good joke! /r/TwoXChromosomes"

"Why do women have vaginas? So men will talk to them."

"All this month when a waitress asks me how I'd like my eggs, I'll tell her to nog that shit."

"7: mommy can I play on your computer? Me: later 7: what do you mean by later? Me: I'm hoping you forget."