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Joke of the Day

"7: mommy can I play on your computer? Me: later 7: what do you mean by later? Me: I'm hoping you forget."

"Fidel Castro just died, Cubans can be finally happy that their country will be ruled by the young generation led by a much younger leader. His 85 year old brother!"

"I like my women like i like my coffee Ground up in the freezer"

"My wife heard it's seductive to bite her lip... I don't have the heart to tell her it's meant to be the bottom one."

"Where does a homosexual Southerner live? In dick-sea land"

"[doorbell] ""Sir, do you believe Jesus died for your sins?"" ""No."" ""Why not?"" ""He died like 2000 years ago."" ""So?"" ""I'm 46. Do the math."""

"I moved to LA 9 months ago and I've just been circling around this whole time looking for a parking spot."

"Women's magazine Page 14: accept yourself as you are Page 15: how to lose 5 Kg in 2 weeks Page 16: best cake recipes ever.."

"""Did you get a haircut?"" ""No, I dyed the tips of my hair invisible..."""

"[Meta] If our roles were reversed... I'd upvote your post."