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Joke of the Day

"A racist joke What's the difference between a sperm and a racist? A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being."

"My professor just said that the particle of light is like a bullet... The black objects absorb more."

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where's my tractor."""

"I tried phone sex once but the holes in the dial were too small."

"Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend? Because Sheeran."

"tifu by getting inside someone else's underwater vessel Whoops, wrong sub"

"How do you blind an Asian? Put a windshield in front of them"

"Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A: It's not real bright but it's cheap and spreads easy."

"If retards are supposed to be so stupid how come I have never seen one smoking?"

"Why doesn't Santa have any children? He only comes once a year and it's down a chimney."