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Joke of the Day

"I should've been a child star so I could've gotten all my working out of the way and been an accomplished drug addict by now."

"To commemorate the day. Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You were supposed to never forget."

"Of Course the Moon Landings Were Staged I've never heard of a single staged rocket going to the moon."

"[to other patients in psychiatrist's waiting room] I'm not like you people. This is court mandated."

"Shadow dancers begin making a mock hanging motion to Katy Perry's singing"

"Do you want to hear a joke about sports cars? Are you sure? It contains spoilers!"

"Me: if u take an opinion and subtract 3.14, you're just left with onion. pretty crazy huh Girl at the bar im flirting with: *takes 9 shots*"

"What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head? [removed]"

"What do you call a molecule with the structure bunny-O-bunny? An Ether Bunny!"

"Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale? It's the most basic drink there is."