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Joke of the Day
"How much of this ""no more tears"" shampoo do I have to feed this baby to get it to stop crying?"
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"The first rule of tautology club ... is the first rule of tautology club"
"- You got so drunk last night, you were dancing on the table in your underwear!! - Me? In my underwear? You must have left early."
"ME: I play for the Philadelphia Eagles. HER: What position do u play? ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever."
"What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House? Receiving heads of state."
"What does a pretentious owl say? Whom whom."
"Minimize vs Close in 2014 In 2080: there were some dumb computer users who thought if they click on 'x' in Skype it will close it."
"An Owl and a Squirrel are sitting in a tree watching a farmer mow the lawn.... ...The Owl says nothing because Owls can't talk, the Owl then eats the Squirrel because it's a bird of prey."
"How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles? nail the other hand to the floor."
"Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white? So he can tell if he's coming or going."