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Joke of the Day

"A man fell in a pit in the grocery store He was there to buy (w)hole milk."

"Where did the Irish guy get cancer? In his prostatoe."

"What idiot called it a rhyme book & not rapping paper"

"I got a discount circumcision from a friend. He did a terrible job, but it was really a fantastic discount. Now I'm not sure if I should complain or not. I'm really torn."

"""Party City"" is the least appropriately named store."

"What did the coma patient win? A-trophy."

"I heard she accidentally spilled her chocolate milkshake on her white poodle- -knick knack paddy whack give the dog a... bath!!!"

"What should you do when you meet a beautiful woman with sparkling eyes, wet lips, pink cheeks, shivering body.... Keep going! She has flu symptoms!"

"Why was Jesus so ripped? because he did crossfit..."

"Blind dates are the best because they can't see me stealing all of the food from their plate"