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Joke of the Day

"Catholic church must be serious. Everything with Mass has gravity, after all."

"Who was the most powerful cat in China ? Chairman Miaow !"

"north carolina to sue over bathroom bill hillary: stop calling him that"

"Shooting guns is a stupid hobby. Its much easier and more cost efficient to shoot targets!"

"I just paid to have my house exorcised... But I couldn't keep up with the repayments - so my house got Repossessed."

"I would like to think money won't change me, but I won $5 on a scratch-off lottery ticket and immediately bought name brand aluminum foil."

"LOL pills that say don't take with alcohol. Ok Doc, how do YOU suggest I take my medication then?"

"For Sale: Golden Retriever, Had for 9 months has yet to retrieve any gold. Should just bought metal detector! Unbelievable."

"Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment? Oxidants happen,"

"Why did the man commit suicide by helium suffocation? He wanted to go out on a high note."