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Joke of the Day
"Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? A: Heavy psychedelics."
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"What is brown and bad for teeth? A brick."
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"I recently got so excited shopping online... I accidentally shipped my pants."
"Interviewer: ""So, where do you see yourself in 5 years?"" Me: ""My biggest weakness? Probably not listening properly."""
"What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer? The ones with Jam in"
"True friendship is when you walk into someone's house, and your WiFi connects automatically.."
"Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?"
"Telescopes probably use mirrors which means there is absolutely no way to know how many vampires there are in space."
"I want to become famous... so that one day, when people approach me asking ""Hey, do I know you from somewhere?"" I can reply with ""I don't know, do you watch a lot of porn?"""